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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

16.06.2025 03:09

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”